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Hahaha I don’t EVER use pick up lines but I’m definitely stealing this
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Posted on January 14, 2013 via Clever Henshin with 89,477 notes
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Why was one of the most terrifying villains of my childhood a penguin with a rubber glove for a hat?
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Posted on January 14, 2013 via just another dead rat with 23,320 notes
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if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices

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Posted on December 3, 2012 via jacob get off my blog with 113,704 notes
Source: breadmayne
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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS.
Guess Leo missed the boat on that one
If only he’d missed the other boat.

I CAN’T

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Posted on December 3, 2012 via Maybe. Maybe not. with 196,178 notes
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Posted on December 3, 2012 via stuff & things with 36,346 notes
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Posted on December 3, 2012 via Welcome to Paradise with 2,632 notes
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i was in a lecture and i saw a girl posting a bunch of hipster posts on tumblr and cuz i was bored i sent her a message on anon saying ‘you shouldn’t be on tumblr in class’ aND SHE FUCKING YELPED IN CLASS WHEN SHE READ IT AND I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING ON THE SPOT
LMAO I MESSAGED HER AGAIN BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND

JSAKCBAJNDSKCCL’LJ
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Posted on December 3, 2012 via with 47,273 notes
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No Celebrity Ever:I think I'll fall in love with that screaming fan that's stalking me.
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Posted on December 3, 2012 via Disney-verse Expedition with 191,263 notes
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in fifth grademe:ur sitting in my seatkid:i don't see ur name on itme:it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up
Posted on December 3, 2012 via dancing alien on vacation with 246,351 notes
Source: snorlaxatives
