Why was one of the most terrifying villains of my childhood a penguin with a rubber glove for a hat?
if you didnt ship the queen and joe as a child you need to rethink your life choices
i was in a lecture and i saw a girl posting a bunch of hipster posts on tumblr and cuz i was bored i sent her a message on anon saying ‘you shouldn’t be on tumblr in class’ aND SHE FUCKING YELPED IN CLASS WHEN SHE READ IT AND I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING ON THE SPOT
LMAO I MESSAGED HER AGAIN BECAUSE I WAS BORED AND
No Celebrity Ever:
I think I'll fall in love with that screaming fan that's stalking me.
ur sitting in my seat
i don't see ur name on it
it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up